How to write bad code using C# and JavaScript

Description: There has been lots of talk on the importance of writing good and manageable code – code whose inherent beauty bring tears to the eyes of the developer that looks at it. This talk is not like that. This talk will focus on the techniques that are used by millions across the world to bring tears to the eyes of the maintaining developer, as well as a graphic stream of profanities.We will investigate some of the most common anti-patterns and half-measures that occur in real live code, and will marvel at the ingenuity and outright creativity necessary to create ugly messes of unmaintainable code that still manages to work for it’s users.

Date and time: 08.04.2015, 18:00
Place: MKC club restaurant Kej Dimitar Vlahov 15, 1000 Skopje
Speaker: Wekoslav Stefanovski
Speaker BIO:  Wekoslav Stefanovski has over a decade of professional developer experience using a variety of development technologies. He has been using .net and C# to build enterpise-level applications since the first public beta, and JavaScript since the turn of the century. Areas of special interest include functional programming, static code analysis, code quality metrics, performance optimization and refactoring. He has worked on lots of legacy systems, and had the dubious privilege to see the messes beneath the covers.

 

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